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Goddamn it. I can't get my title to NOT be in Tamil.
Anyway...

A Dream I Had

Last Night

So in this dream I was babysitting my cousin. But in the dream my cousin was a little red ball. To change him into his normal form I had to put in his four contact lenses. But the little bugger wouldn't stop rolling around everywhere! Finally, I caught him! I let him hold the contact cases as I opened them. I then looked over to see the fucker had opened one and was drinking the green liquid inside! I then made him spit it out into my hand. So a bunch green liquid came out. Then, orange. Hrmm. Musta been some juice he had. So, I took him to my grandma who said he'd be fine. And since she was so experienced with putting his contacts in, she did it for me. And slowly he began to take his human form. Later his parents came and decided to order him pizza while everyone else got burritos. And I questioned why he should eat pizza instead of burritos. His father's explanation was that the pizza was much more healthy for him. I then told him it was a waste to get an entire pizza for him, as he was not going to eat the whole thing. Plus a burrito is probably just as, if not more, healthy than a pizza! Gah.

Good night.